What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 11:02

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
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-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?